1. how to get a boyfriend


    put peanut butter on a pinecone and roll it in bird seed. hang it up outside. wait.

    (via cantfuxwityall)


  4. fichty:

    tumblr is a fun and enriching website! Lick my clit

    (via cantfuxwityall)

  5. bkrby8036:



    The most ignored words in the world.

    aka don’t be a dick

    it’s the same message and yet we have had wars about religions for hundreds of years

    (Source: nothinglikeinthemovies, via pennyroyal-tree)


  6. the-goddamazon:


    Why do dudes only send nudes when they are horny or jerking off or something? I send nudes anytime I’m feeling cute and I don’t think you have to jerk off to it, just appreciate my nudity, maybe I want to appreciate your’s too. Light looks cool coming through the window? put your dick under it, let me see that, wow brings a tear to my eye.

    Why do dudes only send dick pics is the real question.

    Sometimes I like to see how everything is put together.

    (via graduatedelf)


  8. livelovehep:



    what if guys came coffee… i’ll have one ejaculatte please

    I just spit out my coffee

    You’re supposed to swallow it

    (Source: meladoodle, via forgetmeknotsofficial)

  10. ancientart:

    Art of the Maya archaeological site of Palenque, Chiapas, Mexico.

    Founded in the Late Preclassic, and peaking between about AD 500 and 700, Palenque is a well-known Maya site with particularly remarkable, and well preserved, sculptural and architectural remains.

    Photos by Richard Weil.

    (via vintagegal)